Headlines Undressed - 09/03/2026

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Wanda's Magic Shop

Written in response to: "Write about someone who’s granted one wish. What do they wish for?" as part of Everyday Enchantment with Lynn D. Jung. "This can't be a real magic shop because magic doesn't exist," stated Mr. Putnam, glowering down